Thursday 21 February 2013

Mas Oyama Bull Fight

Mas Oyama Bull Fight Details
Mas Oyama is a martial arts master who became famous for killing bulls by punching them in the face.
Now, I have previously argued that the senseless killing of lesser species of animals in and of itself doesn't necessarily automatically qualify you a badass, but this is some seriously next-level shit.  Any time you go up against a horned, clawed, or otherwise bigger, badder, and more-naturally equipped to kick your ass killing machine and pummel it retarded in hand-to-hand combat, it's inevitable that some degree of badass credibility is going to come your way.  This is especially the case when you're a guy who can karate chop horns off of bulls and punch them in the face with your bare hands until they die from it.
Mas Oyama, the founder of the Kyokushinaki style of full-contact, kick-you-in-the-scrote karate, started his personal quest to become a one-man human abattoir while growing up in Korea in the 1930s.  Learning whatever he could from the Chinese workers on his sister's farm, Mas developed many bizarre techniques for becoming more awesome.  For instance, his first teacher told him to plant a seed, and then jump over it 100 times a day every day.  By the time the seed sprouted and grew into a relatively-large tree, Mas had some pretty unbelievably mad leaping skills.
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight
Mas Oyama Bull Fight

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